- These be jokes 241 - 245 of 995 scurvy jokes!
On August 8, 2008, the most piratical Manning Gay said:
What do you get when you mix a pirate with a vampire?
DraculARRRR
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From: Made it up. |
On July 30, 2008, one-eyed Jerami said:
What did the pirate name his cat?
Garrrrrfield!
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From: Swabbie King o' the Great Lakes |
On July 29, 2008, land-lubber Mitch Pinkerton said:
What did the pirate captain call his collection of ship's logs from plundered vessels?
His ARRRRCHIVES!
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From: Me own rapscallion parrot |
On July 25, 2008, barnacle bitten Marcus said:
Why did the pirate run aground?
His eye-patch was the wrong prescription!
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From: Los Angeles |
On July 2, 2008, one-legged Ronald the Red said:
What do Pirates always smoke after a lusty battle?
A cig-AAAAARRRRRGH!!
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From: I thunk it up, methinks. (or I missed it in all the "AAAArgh jokes") |
