On July 2, 2006, the scurvy Anis Abuzeid said:
On a scale from 1-10 I rate cherry pie an 11!
That's my famous "pie rate" joke!
That's my famous "pie rate" joke!
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On June 29, 2006, scurvy knave John Michoian said:
What does a pirate smoke?
A cigaaaarrrrrr!
From: Watervliet, NY · Link hearrrre!
On June 28, 2006, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does a New York pirate go for picnics?
Central Parrrrrrk!
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On June 28, 2006, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's best feature?
His booty!
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On June 27, 2006, the scurvy Joey Santilli said:
What is a pirate's favorite song?
We ARRRR The Champions!
From: ARRRR · Link hearrrre!
On June 27, 2006, the grog-addicted Francis Mad Tongue said:
Which pirate song won an Oscar for best original ditty in 2006?
It's HARRRrrrrrd Out Here for a Pimp!
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On June 25, 2006, one-legged Captain Dave said:
Where is a pirate's favorite inland USA destination?
Arrrrrrrkansas! Where do they go when they get there? The Ozarrrrrrrrks!
From: Houston, Tx · Link hearrrre!
On June 24, 2006, the most piratical gabz said:
Why don't pirates like love?
Because love doesn't end in ARRRRrrr!
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On June 23, 2006, barnacle-bitten Sandra Caan said:
What kind of spice does a pirate like to put in his food?
Chilli peppARRRrrrrs!
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On June 21, 2006, regular scallywag Patrick Miller said:
What limb does a pirate never surrender to his enemies?
His Arrrrrrm!
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On June 20, 2006, one-legged Valarie said:
What does pirate's dog say?
Aaaarrrrrf!
From: Louisville, KY · Link hearrrre!
On June 20, 2006, one-eyed an Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates keep their bathrooms?
On the poop deck!
On June 20, 2006, scurvy dog victor said:
Whats a pirate's favourite colour?
Depends on the pirate.
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On June 20, 2006, seven-sea sailin' victor said:
Why was the little pirate boy in the hospital?
Because he was fully sea sick!
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On June 20, 2006, land-lubber victor said:
Pirate Blackbeard's ship license had expired so he went into the shipping license office and got a new one, but on the new one he needed an updated photo of himself.
So, Pirate Blackbeard went into the photographer's room and asked to have his photo taken. The photographer obliged and said, "Ok, please pose front on" and took a photo.
He need to take another photo so he asked Blackbeard to "Please Poseidon!"
So, Pirate Blackbeard went into the photographer's room and asked to have his photo taken. The photographer obliged and said, "Ok, please pose front on" and took a photo.
He need to take another photo so he asked Blackbeard to "Please Poseidon!"
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