On May 11, 2006, the dreaded Captain Karikas said:
Why couldn't the pirate park in the parking lot?
There were too many cARRRs!
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On May 11, 2006, land-lubber Captain Karikas said:
Why did the pirate fail the test?
It was too harrrrrrrrrrd!
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On May 11, 2006, the sea-bitten Captain Karikas said:
Why didn't the Pirate have any jelly on his PB&J?
He couldn't open the jARRR!!!
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On May 11, 2006, the grog-addicted Captain Karikas said:
Why do pirates always have a bar of soap tied to them?
So when they are shipwrecked they can wash themselves ashore!
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On May 8, 2006, one-eyed Pirate Steve said:
What's a pirate's favourite instrument?
The guitarrrrrrr!
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On May 5, 2006, barnacle-bitten Eric said:
What does a pirate put on his fish?
TaarrrrrrrTaaarrrrrrrrrr sauce!
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On May 2, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Sarikka said:
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
The Arrrmy... no, the Navy, he's a pirate!
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On May 1, 2006, salty ol' Rob S. said:
What's a pirate's favorite vegetable?
Arrrrrrtichokes!
On May 1, 2006, the dreaded Rob S. said:
Why did the pirate father stop the car?
He went nuts when his son kept asking "ARRRRRRRRR we there yet?"
On May 1, 2006, land-lubber Rob S. said:
What cable program does a pirate most often watch?
SportsCentaaaarrrrrr!
On May 1, 2006, the sea-bitten Rob S. said:
What's a pirate's favorite pickup line?
AAAAArrrrrr ya free Saturday night?
On April 30, 2006, the scurvy Muel said:
What did the 100 year old pirate say when he saw a ghost?
Arrrrr, me HEARTY!
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On April 28, 2006, captain starr said:
Who's a pirate's favorite guitar player?
CARRRlos Santana!
On April 28, 2006, one-legged DA Kommisssar said:
What do you call a good looking pirate girl?
Aye Candy!
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On April 26, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' a pirate said:
How does a pirate poison another pirate?
With AARRRRRrrrrsenic!
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