On November 9, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Adam said:
If some pirates are ARRrtists and the second choice is ARRrchitecture.
Where do drop-out pirates work?
Where do drop-out pirates work?
ARRrbys's !!!
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On October 17, 2005, scurvy knave Tim said:
So, there's this pirate ship in the midst of a long voyage. The men have grown terribly bored. A pirate amongst them happens to know a bunch of magic tricks, and he decides to put on a magic show. His parrot, however, is quite gossipy and can't keep it's mouth shut.
The pirate begins his first trick, and tha parrot gives it away by saying "rawwk, the coin is in the other hand, rawwk!"
Frustrated, the pirate tries another trick, but again, the parrot gives it away by blurting out "rawwk, look under the table, rawwk!"
This goes on for some time, to a point that the pirate can't manage to perform anything spectacular to entertain the crew. His anger towards his blabbermouth parrot eventually grows so phenomenal that one night he gets very drunk and accidentally crashes the ship into some rocks.
Sobering up the next morning, he finds himself adrift on some wreckage. The parrot, ever the attentive sidekick, happens to land next to him looking quite puzzled. It says to him:
"Rawwk, Okay, I give up, What'd ya do with the boat?"
The pirate begins his first trick, and tha parrot gives it away by saying "rawwk, the coin is in the other hand, rawwk!"
Frustrated, the pirate tries another trick, but again, the parrot gives it away by blurting out "rawwk, look under the table, rawwk!"
This goes on for some time, to a point that the pirate can't manage to perform anything spectacular to entertain the crew. His anger towards his blabbermouth parrot eventually grows so phenomenal that one night he gets very drunk and accidentally crashes the ship into some rocks.
Sobering up the next morning, he finds himself adrift on some wreckage. The parrot, ever the attentive sidekick, happens to land next to him looking quite puzzled. It says to him:
"Rawwk, Okay, I give up, What'd ya do with the boat?"
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On September 30, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
There was once a pirate who wanted to be a Private Eye. Unfortunately, he was blind. So what did he become?
A privateer!
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On September 19, 2005, regular scallywag June Zmolek said:
Why did the pirate get a divorce?
They kept havin' Arrrguments!
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On September 19, 2005, one-legged Robert Bolton said:
What did the pirate say when someone asked him if he knew any pirate jokes?
Arrrrr you kidding me...
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On September 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Who's a pirate's favorite designer?
ARRRrrrr-mani!
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On September 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
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On September 19, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite TV show?
Eeeee Aaarrrh!
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On September 19, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
Right where you left him.
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On September 19, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call an Elvish Pirate?
Aaaaaarrrr-wen!
From: http://www.ratemypiratejoke.com/rate/showjoke.jsp?id=51 · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Pirate yell when he starts a fight?
Let's get ready to RUMble!
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On September 19, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What does the Pirate Santa Claus say at Christmas?
Yo-Ho-Ho-Ho!
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On September 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What do they teach pirates in school?
The 3 arrrrrgggggghhhhhsss!
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On September 19, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Two Pirates on a ship, one says "Yarrr!"
The other says "I was just thinkin' the same thing matey"
The other says "I was just thinkin' the same thing matey"
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On September 19, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can a pirate with two wooden legs go?
Not very fARRRRR!
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