Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
Pirate booty! Pirate merchandise for sale

Wee Pirate Skull - Kids! Infant Bodysuit


On September 19, 2007, one-legged Emily said:
Why couldn't the pirate graduate from first grade?
Because, he only knew on letter..."ARRRRRRR!"
Rate this joke!
Rate this salty joke a 1 (currently 2.375)Rate this salty joke a 2 (currently 2.375)Rate this salty joke a 3 (currently 2.375)Rate this salty joke a 4 (currently 2.375)Rate this salty joke a 5 (currently 2.375)
From: Emily
On September 19, 2007, seven sea sailin' Robert Moore said:
Why don't pirates make good life guards?
They dont know C.P. ARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Rate this joke!
Arrr, ye've already voted - vote again and ye'll sleep with Davy Jones!
From: A BARRRRRRR
On September 19, 2007, scurvy knave Dan Brannan said:
What's a pirates favorite nucleic acid? (this is a smart pirate)
ArrrrrrNA! (RNA)
Rate this joke!
Rate this salty joke a 1 (currently 2.8235)Rate this salty joke a 2 (currently 2.8235)Rate this salty joke a 3 (currently 2.8235)Rate this salty joke a 4 (currently 2.8235)Rate this salty joke a 5 (currently 2.8235)
From: Nerdy students of biology
On September 18, 2007, barnacle bitten olivia said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do to people?
Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgery!
Rate this joke!
Arrr, ye've already voted - vote again and ye'll sleep with Davy Jones!
On September 18, 2007, the scurvy sassy lass said:
How much are pirate union fees?
An arm and a leg!
Rate this joke!
Rate this salty joke a 1 (currently 3.0642)Rate this salty joke a 2 (currently 3.0642)Rate this salty joke a 3 (currently 3.0642)Rate this salty joke a 4 (currently 3.0642)Rate this salty joke a 5 (currently 3.0642)
From: me booty