On September 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do software pirates put their plunder?
On a CD-Arrrrrrggh!
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On September 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
How many pirates does it take to change a light bulb?
ARRRRRRRRGGGHH!!
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On September 19, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite gas?
Arrrrrrrgon!
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On September 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What did Black Beard say to his men before they got on the ship?
Let's get on the ship, men!
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On September 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
How do you know Noah was a pirate?
He built an ARRRRrrgggghhk!
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On September 16, 2005, barnacle-bitten June Zmolek said:
What comic strip in the Sunday funnies do pirates like ?
AAArrrchie
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On September 16, 2005, scurvy knave June Zmolek said:
What is a pirates favorite tree?
Arrrborvitae
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On September 16, 2005, scurvy dog June Zmolek said:
Where does a pirate buy his moonshine?
Arrrrrrkanas
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On September 9, 2005, the scurvy T. O'Brien said:
How does a pirate like to go camping?
In an ARRRRRRGH-V!
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On August 13, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate speak so clearly?
He was very ARRRRrrrrrticulate!
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On August 3, 2005, the dreaded evan said:
This pirate wants to buy a parrot. So, he
goes to the pet shop and asks this guy about this parrot. The guy says if you put a lighter under its right wing it sings a song. The pirate wonders what it would sing if the pirate puts the lighter under the parrot's tail. He holds his lighter under its tail, and the parrot begins to sing: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!"
goes to the pet shop and asks this guy about this parrot. The guy says if you put a lighter under its right wing it sings a song. The pirate wonders what it would sing if the pirate puts the lighter under the parrot's tail. He holds his lighter under its tail, and the parrot begins to sing: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!"
From: a christmas joke · Link hearrrre!
On August 1, 2005, land-lubber an Anonymous Pirate said:
Which Star Wars character is really a pirate?
Aarrrrgghh-2-d-2
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On July 25, 2005, the scurvy Justin Sheedy said:
Why did the Pirate go to Law School?
To pass the Barrrr!
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On June 12, 2005, captain joyce said:
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear!
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On May 31, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate captain have for dinner?
Lamb cutlass.
From: Best Pirate Jokes (Captain Pugwash) by Ian Rylett · Link hearrrre!