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On April 11, 2007, the dreaded Parrot said:
What electronic music do pirates listen to?
Rum n' Bass!
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From: The Turnpike Cracker Pirates |
On April 10, 2007, the grog-addicted Keith said:
What did the pirate say to his friend who spilled the rum?
PARRRRrrty foul!
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From: me |
On April 4, 2007, the most piratical r. evelyth said:
What is a pirate's favourite crime?
AAAARRson!
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From: your mom, and your sister |
On April 3, 2007, the sea-bitten Tristan said:
What do you call a happy pirate?
A jolly roger!
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From: Me friend. |
On March 30, 2007, regular scallywag Kaptain Kross said:
So this pirate walks into a bar and sits next to a drunken wench.
The wench looks him over and says, "Nice pirate outfit. Where'd you get your earrings?"
The pirate says, "Arr, I bought one from the dollar store on the other side of town and I got the other from the dollar store across the street."
So the wench exclaims, "Wow! Not bad for a buck-an-ear!"
The wench looks him over and says, "Nice pirate outfit. Where'd you get your earrings?"
The pirate says, "Arr, I bought one from the dollar store on the other side of town and I got the other from the dollar store across the street."
So the wench exclaims, "Wow! Not bad for a buck-an-ear!"
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From: Heard it from a friend radio announcer. |
