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On December 11, 2006, scurvy knave infms said:
What kind of cigarette does a pirate smoke?
MARRRRRRrrrrrrllboro!
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On December 7, 2006, one-eyed pirate lovARR! said:
Why did the pirate have to get a size 10 top?
Because the size 12 was too LARRRRRge!
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From: It was hidden behind me curtains
On December 7, 2006, captain Pirate Pepper said:
How do you spell Pirate?
P.I.ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.A.T.E!
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From: Newcastle, Australia
On December 1, 2006, scurvy knave Flip Wigger said:
How does a pirate say 'excuse me'?
PARRRRRRRRRRRRdon!
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From: Captain Terry
On November 30, 2006, the sea-bitten Lorelai said:
What is the most hated part of the Pirate Code?
PARRrrrrrrrrley!
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From: Cherry's head