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On November 28, 2006, salty ol' Miss Megan the Wench said:
What does a pirate make his sweaters with?
YARRRn!
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From: Below Decks |
On November 27, 2006, one-legged Gilgamesh said:
Why wasn't the pirate allowed to go on jury duty?
The defense attorney deemed that he wasn't impARRRRRRRrrrrtial!
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On November 21, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Landen Flanders said:
A pirate had a parrot that wouldn't stop swearing. He tried everything. Finally one day, when the parrot started swearing, he threw it into the freezer and left it there for over an hour.
Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question... What did the turkey do?????"
Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just one question... What did the turkey do?????"
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On November 17, 2006, one-eyed ? said:
What did the pirate go to beauty college for?
To be a BARRRRRRRber!
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From: The Floor |
On November 15, 2006, the scurvy Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite African nation?
MadagascARRRRRRRR!
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From: Me |
