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On December 28, 2015, the most piratical Captain Jelly Legs said:
What is a scallywag pirate's favorite glass of wine?
CARRRRbernet!
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From: brain |
On September 18, 2015, one-legged Crafted by Will, posted by Drew said:
What do you get when you teach pirates how to sing?
Harrrr-mony!
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From: Barbershop Singing Convention in Tampa Bay during annual Pirate Festival |
On September 17, 2015, one-legged Sonny A. said:
What does a pirate do when he's too wasted to get back to his ship?
He uses his ayePhone to call Uberrrrr.
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From: Half original/ half I looted from other pirates |
On August 26, 2015, the sea-bitten too sense said:
A pirate goes to the doctor to get the moles checked on his back. The doctor says, "There's nothing to worry about, they're benign."
The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
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From: reworked old badly written joke |
On July 1, 2015, regular scallywag scurvy dog said:
Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"?
Because he's only got one eye.
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