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On September 19, 2006, one-eyed Justin said:
Why don't pirates ever buy houses?
Because they hate YARRRRRRRdwork!
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From: made it up |
On September 19, 2006, one-eyed The saucy wench Romany said:
What does a pirate say after they've been wounded in battle?
That's gonna scAAAAARRR!!
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From: Meself! |
On September 19, 2006, scurvy knave Cap'n ARRRRT said:
What animal do Australian pirates have as a mascot?
KangARRRRRrrrrooo!
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From: Me head |
On September 19, 2006, scurvy dog vARRRgie said:
What is a pirate's favorite board game?
MonARRRRpoly!!
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From: me brain |
On September 19, 2006, land-lubber Shelley S. said:
How did the pirate make it to college?
He was very smAAAAAAAAArt!
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From: The greatest mind ever. |
