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On September 19, 2006, one-legged Justin said:
Why don't pirates ever buy houses?
Because they hate YARRRRRRRdwork!
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From: made it up
On September 19, 2006, scurvy knave The saucy wench Romany said:
What does a pirate say after they've been wounded in battle?
That's gonna scAAAAARRR!!
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On September 19, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Cap'n ARRRRT said:
What animal do Australian pirates have as a mascot?
KangARRRRRrrrrooo!
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From: Me head
On September 19, 2006, the sea-bitten vARRRgie said:
What is a pirate's favorite board game?
MonARRRRpoly!!
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From: me brain
On September 19, 2006, the dreaded Shelley S. said:
How did the pirate make it to college?
He was very smAAAAAAAAArt!
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From: The greatest mind ever.