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On September 21, 2006, regular scallywag ava said:
What did the pirate get when he cut himself in a battle?
A SCAAAAARRRrrrrr!
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On September 21, 2006, scurvy dog evilalicia said:
What's a pirate's favorite herb?
PARRRRsley!
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On September 20, 2006, the most piratical Lackbeard said:
What's a pirate's favourite type of North African market?
A bazaaarrrrgh!!
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On September 20, 2006, captain Captain Greedle said:
What be a pirate's favorite way of listening to music?
He buys them on ayeTunes with his ayeMac and puts them on his ayePod!
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On September 20, 2006, seven sea sailin' Captain Greedle said:
What cell phone service did the pirate use?
He used to use Cingulaaaaarr. But they overchaarrrrrged him. So he switched to Vaaarizon!
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