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On September 20, 2006, regular scallywag Gary D. Cannon said:
What's a pirate's favorite type of wine?
ChAAARRRRRRRdonay!
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From: Yours truly
On September 20, 2006, captain Suryakant said:
A pirate walks into a bar. It's a strange looking pirate. The bartender asks him,

"Hey, what's with the green skin and pointy ears?"

The pirate says...
"I'm from MARRRRRRRRRRS!!"
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From: ME OWN GROG-NOGGIN', ARRRRGH !!
On September 20, 2006, land-lubber Mongoman said:
Where do pirates store their vehicles when they are at sea?
In a PARRRrrking GARRRRrrrrage!
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From: Me, you scurvy lubbers!
On September 20, 2006, one-legged Sammy, Joey, and Bob Dedinsky said:
What's a pirate's favorite sport?
AAAARRRRrrrm wrestling!
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From: Shoreline, WA
On September 19, 2006, captain James said:
How do pirates like their meat?
ChAARRRRRRrrred!
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From: On the way home from work after hearing about pirate jokes with AARRR