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On September 20, 2006, regular scallywag Gary D. Cannon said:
What's a pirate's favorite type of wine?
ChAAARRRRRRRdonay!
From: Yours truly |
On September 20, 2006, captain Suryakant said:
A pirate walks into a bar. It's a strange looking pirate. The bartender asks him,
"Hey, what's with the green skin and pointy ears?"
The pirate says...
"I'm from MARRRRRRRRRRS!!"
"Hey, what's with the green skin and pointy ears?"
The pirate says...
"I'm from MARRRRRRRRRRS!!"
From: ME OWN GROG-NOGGIN', ARRRRGH !! |
On September 20, 2006, land-lubber Mongoman said:
Where do pirates store their vehicles when they are at sea?
In a PARRRrrking GARRRRrrrrage!
From: Me, you scurvy lubbers! |
On September 20, 2006, one-legged Sammy, Joey, and Bob Dedinsky said:
What's a pirate's favorite sport?
AAAARRRRrrrm wrestling!
From: Shoreline, WA |
On September 19, 2006, captain James said:
How do pirates like their meat?
ChAARRRRRRrrred!
From: On the way home from work after hearing about pirate jokes with AARRR |