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On September 19, 2006, the grog-addicted Genevieve Atkerson said:
Why did the trendy pirate need a new Blackberry?
He wore out the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR's!
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From: Genevieve Atkerrrson |
On September 19, 2006, the most piratical Genevieve Atkerson said:
What is a pirate receptionist scared of?
Getting CAAARRRRRpal Tunnel!
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From: Genevieve Atkerrrson |
On September 19, 2006, the grog-addicted Genevieve Atkerson said:
Why is pirating addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
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From: Genevieve Atkerrrson |
On September 19, 2006, land-lubber Bryce said:
A pirate was standing on the crow's nest and then he slipped and fell. He fell through the first floor, then he fell through the second floor, then he fell through the third floor and hit the bottom floor of the ship!
The first mate comes up to him and asks "Are ye all right matey?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, yes... I've been through hardship before!"
The first mate comes up to him and asks "Are ye all right matey?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, yes... I've been through hardship before!"
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From: I made it up |
On September 19, 2006, one-eyed A Kanzler said:
What does a pirate use to play drinking games?
Bar Nickles (barnacles)!
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From: SoKal |
