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On September 19, 2006, barnacle bitten Eddie Long said:
Why couldn't the pirate park in the parking structure?
There were too many CAAAAAAAAARRRRRRS!!
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From: My mind |
On September 18, 2006, one-legged Daniel said:
What's a pirate's favorite Bruce Willis movie?
Arrrrrrrrrmageddon!!!
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On September 18, 2006, one-eyed Shipmate TicTac said:
How do pirates like their eggs for breakfast?
HAARRRRD boiled!
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From: Me! |
On September 18, 2006, scurvy knave Mr. T said:
After a particuliarly long fight at sea the winning captain comes ashore to find a large crew of media. The reporters fight to ask questions before the Captain finally singles out one attractive, young reporter, who asks: "Captain, Where did you learn such amazing tactics? was it the Navy?"
The Captain, obviously amused replied:
"Well it sure wasn't the ARRRRRmy!"
The Captain, obviously amused replied:
"Well it sure wasn't the ARRRRRmy!"
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From: A BA in bad humorology |
On September 14, 2006, captain Lass Al said:
What did the pirate say to his friend when he farted?
Well blow me down!
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From: Just thought of it |
