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On August 20, 2006, barnacle bitten Shane said:
How does a pirate go up three floors?
In an elevatARRRRRrrrgghh!!
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From: Me brain
On August 18, 2006, the dreaded Barbi said:
What does a pirate take for indigestion?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of Tums!
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From: My twisted mind
On August 17, 2006, the scurvy Laura said:
What do you call a pirate woman with one arm and one leg?
ARRRRLENE!!!
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From: drunkenness
On August 17, 2006, captain Claire Foster said:
What do you call a bird named jack?
Jack Sparrow!
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From: South Pasadena, California
On August 17, 2006, salty ol' Michele Mellott said:
What's the newest pirate exercise craze?
Pi-Rat-es (like pilates)!
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