Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
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On September 14, 2006, salty ol' Bonney Cap'n Iron Pants Micah said:
What is a pirate's favorite geological land mass?
An ARRRRchapelago!
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From: your mom
On September 11, 2006, the sea-bitten Maxwell Jack said:
What do you call a mathematically intelligent buccaneer?
A PI-rat (PI= 3.14)
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From: Math class
On September 8, 2006, the dreaded Karl said:
Where do Soviet pirates come from?
The U.S.S.AAAAARRRRRRrrrgh!!
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From: Made it up!
On September 8, 2006, the scurvy Gabbi said:
Why was fishing the pirate's favorite pastime?
Argh, because he was hooked!!
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From: Sacramento
On September 7, 2006, the dreaded Potty the Pirate said:
What do girl pirates get for Christmas?
Baaaaarbie!
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