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On August 23, 2006, chumbucket lickin' Amanda said:
Why do pirates like Harry Potter?
Because he has a scARRRR!!
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From: New Jersey
On August 23, 2006, scurvy knave Beth said:
Why didn't the pirate sail to Hawaii?
It was too fARRRRrrrgghh!
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On August 21, 2006, captain Aaron Kozloff said:
Whats a pirate's favorite cereal?
Captain CAARRRRrrrrgh-unch!
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From: Me and a friend
On August 21, 2006, the dreaded Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate keep his money in?
A JARRRRrrrggh!
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On August 20, 2006, scurvy knave Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's worst nightmare?
His mothArrr...in-law!
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