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On September 7, 2006, one-eyed Potty the Pirate said:
Why did the pirate cross the sea?
To get to the other tide!
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On September 7, 2006, land-lubber Patrick said:
What be a pirate's least favorite colour?
MARRRRRRRROON!
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On August 30, 2006, one-eyed Huntarrrr said:
Where do pirate's hate to go?
OvARRrrrrrrgh-board!
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On August 26, 2006, scurvy dog Captain Corbin said:
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
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On August 24, 2006, the most piratical Court said:
What kind of carrrr does a modern day pirate drive?
A ferrARRRRrrrrri!
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