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On June 19, 2008, one-eyed CybARRRludite said:
What shall we do with a drunken sailor, err-li in the mornin'?
Put him in charge of the Exxon tanker...
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From: The Bilge Pumps
On June 12, 2008, scurvy knave Pirate Scum said:
What did the pirate get on the test?
A high sea!
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On May 30, 2008, the grog-addicted Phillip McGuinness said:
Did you hear about the pirates who went to Alpha Centauri?
They spent four and a half years at c!!!
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From: heard it from me friend James.
On May 20, 2008, regular scallywag canoedad said:
How did the captains of Spanish treasure ships keep their cool?
They wore anti-pers-pirate!!!
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From: my twisted imagination
On May 16, 2008, scurvy knave Pirate Bvizz said:
What is a pirate's favorite NFL team?
The Green Bay Packers because of Brett FaRRRRRRRRRrrrrve!
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