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On September 20, 2007, one-legged Salty Sea Snoop Dogg said:
Who's a pirate's favourite author?
J Aaarrrrggh Aaaarrrggh Tolkien!
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From: Me treasure trove of laughter! |
On September 20, 2007, regular scallywag TAarrrsha said:
What's a pirate's favorite animal?
An AARRRmadillo!!
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From: pirate land |
On September 20, 2007, land-lubber Matt Sprinkle said:
What do you call a pirate who can't conduct a good raid?
The pillage idiot. Har!
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From: I made it up yesterday at a pirate party, but maybe someone else has already done it. It is kind of obvious. In fact maybe it's more of a viking joke now that I think about it... |
On September 19, 2007, barnacle bitten Sloanie said:
Did you hear about the pirate on the South Beach diet?
He was cutting back on his CARRRRbs!
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From: Me own head |
On September 19, 2007, captain Jake Tran said:
Why do all pirates have eyepatches?
Chuck Norris.
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