On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite Nirvana song?
Come as you ARRRRrrrggghhh!
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Where did the pirate buy Christmas presents for little pirate children?
Toys-ARRRRRgh-Us!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
How does a pirate like his steak?
Medium RAAARRRrrrrrreeee!
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate with an eye patch seemed down at a bar. The bartender asked, "What's wrong?" The pirate replied, "Arrrgh, they wanted me to be a teacher... but I only had one pupil!"
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate take for a headache?
Arrrrrr-buprofen!
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call 1000 pirates in a room?
Avast conspiracy!
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On December 14, 2005, salty ol' Steven Daling said:
Where is a pirate's favorite place to shop?
Taaarrrrrget!
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On December 13, 2005, the dreaded Robert said:
What is a pirate's favorite brand of car?
A Moparrrrrrrrr!
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On December 12, 2005, land-lubber Big Papa Pimpin said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of pie?
Rubarrrrrrghb!
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On December 12, 2005, the sea-bitten Big Papa Pimpin said:
Why can't pirates play golf?
They can't make PARRrrrrrgh!!!
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On December 7, 2005, the scurvy Pirate Pam said:
Why are Pirates called Pirates?
Because they Arrrgh!
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On November 29, 2005, regular scallywag Pirate Jewels said:
Why did the pirate get married in the Mormon temple?
So he could wear Gaarrments!
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On November 29, 2005, captain an Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's favorite character on the Smurfs?
Gaarrgamel!
On November 23, 2005, one-legged rick said:
What did one pirate say to the other pirate?
How ARRRGGHH you doing?
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On November 19, 2005, one-eyed Marcus Kopplin said:
Why did the pirate go back to the future?
To see MAARRRTY McFly!!!
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