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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:

What do pirates use to defend themselves?
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's favorite planet?
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:

What did the pirate hit in golf?
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

Where can you find very few pirates?
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:

What's a pirate's favorite sport?
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:

What did the pirate say to his ex-girlfriend?
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:

What do pirates do during winter?
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:

What do pirates do for fun when they come ashore?
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's favorite candy bar?
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:

What is the best school for pirates to go to?
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

What did the hippie pirate need?
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:

What happens when you cross a pirate with an octopus?
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:

What does a pirate call his Mum?
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:

What's a pirate's favorite weapon?
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On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:

Why couldn't the pirate watch Pirates of the Caribbean?
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