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On September 28, 2007, the sea-bitten The BOBS Fan said:
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
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From: Me own charred remains of a brain |
On September 26, 2007, the sea-bitten Coral Cockles said:
Why is there a 'D' in 'bandana'?
If there wasn't, us pirates would be wearing bananas!
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From: Whitby International Pirate Society (Wh.I.P.S) |
On September 24, 2007, the dreaded Alika Campbell said:
Why was the pirate drafted first into the NBA?
He had an awesome hook shot!
From: Made it up |
On September 24, 2007, the scurvy Captain Frank-N-Spank & Tarsha said:
What does a pirate have after he works out at the gym?
Stanky ARRRRrrrrm-pits!
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From: Mi scurvy little Work! |
On September 24, 2007, captain Captain Frank-N-Spank! said:
How did the pirate find out that his matey was dead?
The Aaarrrrrr-bituary!!!
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From: Non Existant Sea of AZ! |