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On October 18, 2007, the sea-bitten Captain Murrrrrrphy said:
What is a pirate's favorite dessert?
Peach cobblARRRRR!!
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From: a harrrrrd night out with me crew!!!
On October 11, 2007, land-lubber Owen said:
What has five eyes, ten ears, and five legs?
Five pirates!
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On October 11, 2007, chumbucket lickin' nibbers said:
Why do pirates hate playing Golf?
The never know the YARRDage to the hole!!!!
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On October 7, 2007, the grog-addicted Alex H said:
What does a pirate always fail during a driving test?
pAAAAAAARRallel pAAAAAAAAAARRRking!
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On September 30, 2007, scurvy knave LARRRRRRs said:
How do pirates like their math homework?
hARRRRRd!
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