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On February 1, 2008, scurvy knave D. Heitt said:
What do pirates get when they lay in the grass?
ChigARRRs!
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From: D. Heitt |
On January 25, 2008, the dreaded Dorde said:
Why aren't there any painkillers on pirate ships?
Because parrots eat them all (parcetamal)!
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From: A pirate themed joke book |
On January 10, 2008, regular scallywag Jose said:
What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor?
Robin Hook!!!!
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From: Me mind |
On January 1, 2008, land-lubber Micaela Mcleod said:
What's the difference between Santa and a pirate?
Santa's nice and pirates will kill you if you give them a present (treasure)
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From: i made it up myself!!!!! |
On December 11, 2007, scurvy dog one eyed joe said:
What technological advance helped the Pirates win the Battle of Britain in 1940?
The radarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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From: ye old peg leg |
