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On March 9, 2008, one-legged Pete Allegretta said:
Whats a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party?
Da-Balloons!
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On March 9, 2008, barnacle bitten Pete Allegretta said:
Where does the pirate put his cows?
In the BARNicle!
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On March 9, 2008, barnacle bitten Pete Allegretta said:
What did the pirate do when his friend stepped on his foot?
He became pi-rate!
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On March 9, 2008, scurvy knave Pete Allegretta said:
What did the fortune teller use to read the pirate's fortune?
"Parrot" Cards!
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On February 26, 2008, the most piratical smarty pants said:
What disease is a pirate most afraid of?
ARRRrrrrthritis!
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