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On March 24, 2008, the scurvy 99 Bottles of Beard said:
Why don't pirates go to the moon?
Because it's too FAAARRRRR!!!
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From: a buddy
On March 23, 2008, the sea-bitten Anonymous Pirate said:
What type of woman do pirates find most attractive?
Well, a HARRRRRrrrrrpie of course!!!!
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On March 22, 2008, the grog-addicted Kurtis Williams said:
What brand of clothes do pirates wear?
Arrrrrrrrmani!
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On March 20, 2008, the sea-bitten Amy said:
What does a French pirate say?
Weearrr! Weearrr!
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From: Amy
On March 17, 2008, one-eyed Jarks said:
What's a pirate's biggest fear?
AAAARRGGHHHachnaphobia!
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