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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:

What do you call a group of pirate ships?
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:

Where do pirates dream of raiding?
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:

When a pirate runs out of grog and rum, what does he drink?
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:

Where do pirates keep their caarrrrrrs?
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:

What's a pirate's favorite party?
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's favorite mythological tale?
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

What do you call it when you've been robbed by a pirate?
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:

Who are pirate's enemies?
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:

Where did the pirate keep his boat?
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:

Who do pirates prefer to rob?
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:

What do pirates keep for good luck?
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On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:

What do young pirates like to play?
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:

Why did the crew dislike the pirate captain?
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:

When they don't have weapons, what do pirates use?
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:

A pirate's diet includes plenty of what?
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