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On February 25, 2008, scurvy knave iiawg the terrible! said:
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
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On February 22, 2008, scurvy knave Dr. Charles G. Waugh said:
What do you call a beautiful pirate captain?
Davy Jones' looker!
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On February 19, 2008, land-lubber Shady Seide Cockswallow, a swashbuckling wench of New Orleans said:
What is a pirate's favorite radio program?
NParrrrgh... National Pirate Radio!
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On February 12, 2008, regular scallywag sea-dog said:
How do pirate programs get input?
Through ARRRGV and ARRRGC!
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From: I made it up, but I'm probably not the first |
On February 6, 2008, one-legged thebobsfan said:
A pirate and his crew were busy plundering a ship. When he entered the captain's quarters, he saw the captain hunched over a table, obviously deep in thought. When the captain didn't move, the pirate came closer with cutlass raised, but stopped short when he noticed that the captain was involved in a game of chess ... with a parrot! The pirate watched for a few seconds, and soon the captain made a move. "Good move! Good move!" the parrot cried, "Nice! Nice!"
Well, needless to say, the pirate was quite impressed. "Arrgh, matey! That be quite the talented parrot ye be playin' against thar," he said.
The captain looked up at the pirate, somewhat startled, as he had been so involved with the game that he had not noticed the tar standing there. "Ahh, he's not so smart," he replied, "I've beaten the blighter two out of three." (Bah-dum-dum)
"So what would the bird do if ye made a blunder?" asked the pirate.
"Somersaults," was the quick reply.
"Somersaults?" the pirate said, "That be incredble! How many would it be doin' then?"
"That would depend on how hard I slap him."
Well, needless to say, the pirate was quite impressed. "Arrgh, matey! That be quite the talented parrot ye be playin' against thar," he said.
The captain looked up at the pirate, somewhat startled, as he had been so involved with the game that he had not noticed the tar standing there. "Ahh, he's not so smart," he replied, "I've beaten the blighter two out of three." (Bah-dum-dum)
"So what would the bird do if ye made a blunder?" asked the pirate.
"Somersaults," was the quick reply.
"Somersaults?" the pirate said, "That be incredble! How many would it be doin' then?"
"That would depend on how hard I slap him."
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From: Just me reworking old jokes |
